Hi Honey, I'm Home (TV Series)

Hi Mom, I'm Not Home (1991)

Charlotte Booker: Honey Nielsen

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• Elaine Duff : Honey?

  Honey Nielsen : Yes?

  Elaine Duff : I want to tell you a story.

  Honey Nielsen : I love stories.

  Elaine Duff : It's about 2 women who live next door to each other.

  Honey Nielsen : Like us?

  Elaine Duff : Right! You and me. And one of them had a son who spent all of his time at the other one's house.

  Honey Nielsen : Like us!

  Elaine Duff : Right! You and me! And that mother plied that boy with turkey and snicker doodles and all of his favorite things and made his mother look like Doodie.

  Honey Nielsen : Howdy doodie?

  Elaine Duff : No such luck!

  Honey Nielsen : Oh, pooh! Elaine, I never meant to intrude but you just always seem so busy.

  Elaine Duff : Yeah, I'm working.

  Honey Nielsen : Well, if that's all it is, why not just give up your job?

  Elaine Duff : Now, why didn't I think of doing that? Just one thing. Who's gonna pay the rent?

  Honey Nielsen : Oh! Well, I know. Maybe you can just cut out some of those pesky evening activities.

  Elaine Duff : I go to meetings and rallies to try to make this world a better place for my boys. Look, Honey, I do my best. Believe me. I really do. And I wish I could spend more time with my kids but guess what. Lately, when I try to make time, they're not interested.

  Honey Nielsen : Oh, Elaine.

  Elaine Duff : Oh, I don't know. Maybe Skunk is a lost cause but Mike used to be my best pal ever since his father and I broke up and it hurts me that he wants to spend his birthday with you and not me.

  Honey Nielsen : [starts to cry]  Oh, Elaine. I'm so sorry.

  Honey Nielsen : Oh, geez, this isn't your fault.

  Honey Nielsen : [crying]  Oh, yes it is! I never knew. But now I do. I really do. Oh, you must think I'm nothing but a... a home wrecker!

  Elaine Duff : No, you're not, Honey!

  Honey Nielsen : [crying]  Don't look at me. I don't deserve it.

  Elaine Duff : Honey! Cookie? Oh boy, I'm gonna be late for work. I better get that. Are you gonna be OK?

• Honey Nielsen : Oh, yes! I feel so much better now that we've had this little talk and Elaine, I promise you everything is gonna be all right. I know it is.

  [Elaine leaves for work] 

  Honey Nielsen : Because I'm gonna make it all right.