Home Improvement (TV Series)

Some Like It Hot Rod (1994)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Photos 

Quotes 

• [Jill has completely dried, cleaned, and waxed Tim's hot rod, which was in sad shape after Jill left it outside during a blizzard; the car now looks perfect] 

  Tim : This is the best thing you could give me.

  Jill : I gave you three boys.

  Tim : But none of them came out this clean.

• Brad : Where's the hot rod?

  Jill : Hot rod?

  Brad : You know, the thing Dad kisses every night before he goes to bed.

• Jill : How could I have done something so stupid?

  Brad : They say when two people have been married a long time, they start acting like each other.

• Tim : Did I blame you when I dropped the beam on your car?

  Jill : Yes you did.

  Tim : And do you remember how lame that was?

  Jill : Yes I do.

• Jill : Do you think that subconsciously, I left the hot rod out in the snow to get back at Tim for dropping that 2-ton beam on my station wagon?

  Wilson Wilson, Jr. : Well Jill, that's a very interesting theory, buy I'm sure that your leaving the car out was just an accident.

  Jill : Yeah, but you know what Freud says about that. There are no accidents.

  Wilson Wilson, Jr. : Well obviously, Freud never saw Tool Time.