House M.D. (TV Series)

Kids (2005)

Ben Jelen: Dr. Roger Spain

Quotes 

• Dr. Roger Spain (First Applicant) : [to House when he refuses to hire him]  Wow! I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconformity.

  Dr. Gregory House : Nonconformity. Right. I can't remember the last time saw a twenty-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a haircut like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for 24 hour stretches. They're the ones who don't care what you think.

  [pauses] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Sayonara!

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Dr. Spain]  Oh, dude. You are so hired.

  Dr. Roger Spain (First Applicant) : Really?

  Dr. Gregory House : Not a chance.