House M.D. (TV Series)
Sex Kills (2006)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : We're going to cure her.
Dr. Allison Cameron : We're going to cure death?
Dr. Gregory House : [voice like a mad scientist] Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[then in a normal voice]
Dr. Gregory House : Doubt it.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House, don't you think that's a little manipulative?
Dr. Gregory House : No, it's hugely manipulative.
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Dr. Gregory House : Wilson! How long can you go without sex?
Dr. James Wilson : How long can you go without annoying people?
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Dr. Gregory House : When guys have brain/crotch problems, it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little.
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Dr. Gregory House : Cheese is the devil's plaything.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : He's 66 years old.
Dr. Gregory House : He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.
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Dr. James Wilson : It's not all about sex, House.
Dr. Gregory House : Really? When did that change?
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Dr. Gregory House : There's two things we get stupid for, money and sex.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : His right testicle was almost twice as big as his left.
Dr. Gregory House : Cool!
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Dr. Gregory House : If you really cared about me, you'd find me a better corpse.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer!
Dr. Gregory House : We're wearing the wrong shoes for testicular cancer. They're perfect for lymphoma - except Chase's, they're just goofy.