I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her (1951)
Desi Arnaz: Ricky Ricardo
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Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : Lets see, it was either the upstairs maid, or the butler, or the cook.
Ricky Ricardo : It was her husband.
Lucy Ricardo : Her husband? He didn't have any reason to do it.
Ricky Ricardo : He was married wasn't he?
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Ricky Ricardo : Lucy's acting crazy!
Fred Mertz : Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people?
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Lucy Ricardo : [Thinking Ricky has poisoned her] Ricky, no matter what you've done, I forgive you.
[She collapses]
Ricky Ricardo : Thank you!
Lucy Ricardo : [Dragging herself back up before falling down again] You're welcome.
Ricky Ricardo : Geez! That's a powerful sleeping powder!
Lucy Ricardo : [Standing up] Sleeping powder? Ha! The sleep from which no-one returns.
Ricky Ricardo : Oh, honey, come on, you better lie down. Let me help you lie down! Lie down, honey, lie down!
Lucy Ricardo : Don't rush me! I'll be lying down for a long, long time.
[Falls asleep on the couch]
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Ricky Ricardo : She seems to have some idea that I'm going to kill her.
Fred Mertz : That doesn't mean anything. Sooner or later, every married woman decides that her husband wants to kill her. She's usually right.
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Fred Mertz : Just do what I do whenever Ethel gets over excited. Slip her a Mickey.
Ricky Ricardo : A Mickey?
Fred Mertz : Well not a real Mickey, just a mild sedative.
[sorts through his pocket]
Fred Mertz : Oh no, that's a stomach tablet... hey, here's that button I want sewn back on my pants. Here you go.
Ricky Ricardo : Listen, if Lucy thinks I'm trying to kill her, you really think she'll take this?
Fred Mertz : Just put it in a little soda water, and she'll never notice it.
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Ricky Ricardo : Lucy, I'm not going to shoot you.
Lucy Ricardo : Oh, you been thinking, eh? A gun would make too much noise, people might hear.
Ricky Ricardo : I don't know what's gotten into you. I'm not going to shoot you!
Lucy Ricardo : [to herself] Fortunately I'm too big for the garbage disposal.
