I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Paris at Last (1956)

Maurice Marsac: Waiter

Quotes 

• Lucy Ricardo : [on seeing her escargot, she tries but fails to eat it]  Maybe if I had some ketchup.

  Waiter : Sauce tomate?

  Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, sauce tomate.

  [the waiter goes to the kitchen, hardly believing his ears] 

  Lucy Ricardo : Lots of it!

  Lucy Ricardo : [while the waiter is away, Lucy picks up a snail and talks to it]  I think an American cousin of yours ate my geranium plant.

  Chef : [the chef comes out to Lucy's table, furious]  C'est ridicule, absolument ridicule. Sauce tomate!...

  Chef and Waiter, together : [Lucy pays the 400 francs for the meal, but the waiter and chef return, calling for the police]  Gendarme... gendarme...

  Lucy Ricardo : Gendarme? POLICE?

  Waiter : Oui, police, madame!

  Lucy Ricardo : Since when is it a crime to put ketchup on snails?

  Chef : C'est monnaie contrefait.