I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Redecorating the Mertzes' Apartment (1953)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo
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Quotes
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Fred Mertz : [Fred and Ethel aren't speaking, Fred blames Lucy, and he is eating alone in the living room as Lucy and Ricky knock on the door] Come in.
Lucy Ricardo : Hello, Fred.
Fred Mertz : [less than enthusiastic] Oh, it's you.
Ricky Ricardo : What's that you're eating?
Fred Mertz : My breakfast.
Ricky Ricardo : A bottle of beer and a salami sandwich?
Fred Mertz : Well, it's the only thing I know how to cook. Ethel has locked herself in the bedroom and won't come out.
Lucy Ricardo : Well, that's why we're here, Fred. I have a plan that'll fix everything.
Fred Mertz : Please. From now on, your channel doesn't come in on my set.
Lucy Ricardo : He'll listen to you, Ricky. You tell him I have a wonderful plan that won't cost him a cent.
Ricky Ricardo : My scatterbrained wife has another half-witted scheme, and if you listen to it, you're out of your mind.
Lucy Ricardo : Boy, did I suffer in that translation!
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Lucy Ricardo : Oh, Ethel, where have you been?
Ethel Mertz : Downtown.
Lucy Ricardo : [tired of Lucy's bragging, Ricky has forbidden Lucy to mention the mink stole he is buying her] Guess what! Ricky's giving me a mmmm... Ohhhh, I'm not allowed to say it... Ricky is giving me something. Something that every woman has always wanted from her husband.
Ethel Mertz : A divorce?