I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Ricky's Movie Offer (1954)
William Frawley: Fred Mertz
Quotes
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Ethel Mertz : [Fred is installing a new door-lock on the Ricardos' front door, but it doesn't stop Ethel] What happened?
Lucy Ricardo : You just broke through Fred's 'burglar-proof chain'.
Ethel Mertz : Fred, can't you ever do anything right?
Fred Mertz : [mocking Ethel in a high-pitched voice] Fred can't you ever do anything right? You're not supposed to come charging in there like a bull out of a chute.
Ethel Mertz : If you'd'a fixed it right, it wouldn't've pulled out.
Fred Mertz : With your weight, you could come through that wall without a door.
Ethel Mertz : Oh, keep quiet, or I'll sit on you.