I Love Lucy (TV Series)
The Passports (1955)
Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz
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Quotes
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Ricky Ricardo : Hi, everybody... I got the boat tickets... Now all we gotta do tomorrow is get our pasaports.
Lucy Ricardo : [gently mocking Ricky's pronunciation] Yeah, that's all we gotta do now is get our pasaports.
Ethel Mertz : Europe, here we come.
Fred Mertz : Look out, mademoiselle from Armentières!
Ricky Ricardo : Honey, did you get my naturalization papers?
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, I got 'em out of the safe deposit box this morning.
Ricky Ricardo : How 'bout your birthatificate?
Lucy Ricardo : I wired the Jamestown Hall of Records, and they'll send it to me.
Ricky Ricardo : Good.
Fred Mertz : I got mine.
Ricky Ricardo : Ethel?
Ethel Mertz : Yep. I had to hunt for it, but I finally found it.
[she pulls out a piece of paper]
Fred Mertz : Show it to 'em, Honey.
Ethel Mertz : No.
Lucy Ricardo : She doesn't want us to see the year
Fred Mertz : Put your finger over the year. I thought they might like to see what Lincoln's signature looks like.
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Ricky Ricardo : Will somebody mind telling me what's going on here?
Ethel Mertz : Why? You'll never believe it.
Lucy Ricardo : Well now, I just figured maybe I'd have to stow away if I wanted to get to Europe and I knew that a seal could live in there, so I supposed maybe I could and when I tried it on for size, I got locked in it.
Ricky Ricardo : [to Ethel] What makes you think I wouldn't believe it?