- Ricky Ricardo: Hi, everybody... I got the boat tickets... Now all we gotta do tomorrow is get our pasaports.
- Lucy Ricardo: [gently mocking Ricky's pronunciation] Yeah, that's all we gotta do now is get our pasaports.
- Ethel Mertz: Europe, here we come.
- Fred Mertz: Look out, mademoiselle from Armentières!
- Ricky Ricardo: Honey, did you get my naturalization papers?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, I got 'em out of the safe deposit box this morning.
- Ricky Ricardo: How 'bout your birthatificate?
- Lucy Ricardo: I wired the Jamestown Hall of Records, and they'll send it to me.
- Ricky Ricardo: Good.
- Fred Mertz: I got mine.
- Ricky Ricardo: Ethel?
- Ethel Mertz: Yep. I had to hunt for it, but I finally found it.
- [she pulls out a piece of paper]
- Fred Mertz: Show it to 'em, Honey.
- Ethel Mertz: No.
- Lucy Ricardo: She doesn't want us to see the year
- Fred Mertz: Put your finger over the year. I thought they might like to see what Lincoln's signature looks like.
- Ricky Ricardo: [on the phone] If you want to get a pasaport and you can't find your birthatificate, what do you do?
- [pause]
- Ricky Ricardo: Pasaport!
- [pause]
- Ricky Ricardo: Birthatificate.
- [pause]
- Ricky Ricardo: Yes, yes, that's right. What is it? You get an affidavit from an older living blood relative... Suppose you've misplaced your older living blood relative?
- [pause]
- Ricky Ricardo: Well you don't know this family.
- Dr. Peterson: I'm the doctor who brought your wife into the world.
- Ricky Ricardo: Oh you are? Well I don't know whether to thank you or punch you in the nose,
- Ricky Ricardo: Will somebody mind telling me what's going on here?
- Ethel Mertz: Why? You'll never believe it.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well now, I just figured maybe I'd have to stow away if I wanted to get to Europe and I knew that a seal could live in there, so I supposed maybe I could and when I tried it on for size, I got locked in it.
- Ricky Ricardo: [to Ethel] What makes you think I wouldn't believe it?