I Spy (TV Series)

Danny Was a Million Laughs (1965)

Robert Culp: Kelly Robinson

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• Helen Robinson : The United States is the source of most of the antibiotics used out here. Our image in this part of the world is not being helped by impure and inadequate drugs.

  Kelly Robinson : Them little kids aren't being helped by it either.

  Helen Robinson : It's Dr. Moran's job to look after the children. It's mine to look after the interests of our country. Mine and yours and Mr. Scott's. Is that clear?

  Alexander Scott : Yes, ma'am.

  Kelly Robinson : Clear.

  Helen Robinson : Somewhere in the U.S., before they ever arrive here in the Orient, those drugs are being tampered with. That much we know. There's a Senate committee looking into it, as well they should. Next week a man from the committee will be here in Hong Kong with papers to extradite someone with useful information. Now it's obvious that there are people here who don't want that man to testify, so he's been marked for assassination. You will arrange to keep him alive.

  Alexander Scott : Right here in Hong Kong, just like that?

  Helen Robinson : Exactly like that.

• Kelly Robinson : While you're at it, you might as well tell her I've had it, personally, with the whole Nathan Hale bit.

  Alexander Scott : Right.

  Kelly Robinson : They don't want you to just give the one life you regret you only got one of, they want you to give your self-respect, too!

  Alexander Scott : Right.

  Kelly Robinson : I admit we got a certain duty to our country. But we got a little duty to humanity as well. Keepin' that creep alive will be a direct sell out of the entire human race!

  Alexander Scott : Right.

  Kelly Robinson : Do you have any idea what it would be like bodyguarding Danny Preston? You'd get ulcers in half an hour!