- Noah Bain: C'mon, Al, it's a classic heist! Microfilm in a hidden safe in an enemy embassy. You can knock it off with your eyes closed.
- Al Mundy: And get myself knocked off at the same time. The answer, Noah, is no.
- Noah Bain: 131425.
- Al Mundy: [Stunned] What?
- Nancy Ross-White: What does that mean?
- Noah Bain: Oh, that's Mr. Mundy's private number. The one stitched over his uniform pocket at San Jobal Prison. Now, what were you saying, Al?
- Al Mundy: I was saying you can count on me, Noah. The answer is yes.
- Noah Bain: Good. Well, then I'll leave you two to work out the details.
- Al Mundy: Does Madam Rodos allow rock n' roll dance music?
- Nancy Ross-White: No, but the ballet are very mod. I'll convince her it's fashionable.
- Noah Bain: Why do you want rock n' roll?
- Al Mundy: I want to practice my shing-a-ling.
- Al Mundy: Alright, here's the gig. I'm going to give you a pill to lay on Madame Rhodos, it dissolves in tea or coffee. When she trips out you call for a specialist, Dr. Von Mundy, from Vienna.