JAG (TV Series)

Desert Son (1995)

Jaime Gomez: Private First Class Gomez

Quotes 

• Harmon Rabb, Jr. : Was Lieutenant Williams intoxicated?

  Private First Class Gomez : Intoxicated, sir?

  Harmon Rabb, Jr. : Drunk, loaded, stoned, plastered, smashed?

  Private First Class Gomez : I don't think I'm qualified to answer that, sir.

  Harmon Rabb, Jr. : Are you a sea lawyer, private?

  Private First Class Gomez : No, sir.

  Harmon Rabb, Jr. : You sound like one.