The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Christmas Shopping Show (1957)
Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson: Rochester Van Jones
Quotes
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Jack Benny : As long as both of us are in the store, I'd like to buy you your Christmas gift now, cuz I don't want to duplicate anything, see? What did I get you for Christmas last year?
Rochester Van Jones : A brand new dollar bill.
Jack Benny : Oh yes.
Rochester Van Jones : And a lecture on the evils of wine, women and song.
Jack Benny : Oh yes, well that was just a gag, I just did that to make you laugh.
Rochester Van Jones : I wish you'd told me, I cried all night.
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Rochester Van Jones : I'm trying to get a gift for my boss.
Salesman Who Helps Rochester : Oh your boss, eh? What would you like?
Rochester Van Jones : Well I don't know. Maybe you got a suggestion?
Salesman Who Helps Rochester : Well uh, what kind of man is your boss? Is he the athletic type?
Rochester Van Jones : No.
Salesman Who Helps Rochester : The intellectual type?
Rochester Van Jones : Well no.
Salesman Who Helps Rochester : The executive type?
Rochester Van Jones : Mmm... no.
Salesman Who Helps Rochester : Perhaps the outdoors type.
Rochester Van Jones : [thinks] No!
Salesman Who Helps Rochester : Well maybe he's the playboy type.
Rochester Van Jones : [laughs] No no no.
Salesman Who Helps Rochester : Well I'm afraid there isn't very much left.
Rochester Van Jones : THAT'S him!