The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Jack Does Christmas Shopping (1954)
Benny Rubin: Bandit
Quotes
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Jack Benny : How much are the apples?
fruit clerk : Oh we got a special today for the apples. Five pounds for a quarter.
Jack Benny : Five pounds for a quarter? Well, give me one pound.
fruit clerk : One pound a apple a coming up, yes sir.
[puts bag of apples on the scale]
fruit clerk : That's a six cents.
Jack Benny : Six cents?
fruit clerk : Six cents.
Jack Benny : You told me they were 25 cents for 5 pounds. I only want one pound. That's 5 cents.
fruit clerk : Well that's right, but this weigh a little more. Looka yourself. One pound 2 ounces.
Jack Benny : I don't want one pound 2 ounces. I want exactly one pound.
fruit clerk : Well, alright. One pound?
[takes an apple out of the bag, takes a bite out of it and puts it back in the bag]