Don Wilson: Don Wilson

Quotes 

• Oscar Levant : How long have you been working for that virtuoso of the magic violin?

  Don Wilson : Well, I...

  Oscar Levant : I don't mean that as a compliment. I only say a magic violin because when he plays it, everyone disappears.

  Don Wilson : Well, Oscar, in answer to your question, I've been working for Jack now for, uh, well, better than twenty years, and it just swells my chest with pride to think that a man of Jack's great talent and dynamic personality would want me as a member of his cast.

  Oscar Levant : Spoken like a man who hasn't saved a dime.

• Don Wilson : Now, wait a minute, Jack. You can't talk to me that way. I've got pride - self-respect.

  Jack Benny : Don, if you had any self-respect, you wouldn't work for the salary I pay you.