- Groucho Marx: [During a mock "You Bet Your Life" skit] What is your name, sir?
- Jack Benny: Forsythe. Ronald Forsythe.
- Groucho Marx: Ronald, huh? It was Rodney during rehearsal.
- Sailor: I just enlisted in the navy and I've never been on a battleship. I've never seen action.
- Groucho Marx: You've got a lot to learn, sailor. When sailors see action, they're not on a battleship, they're on shore leave.