- Jayne Mansfield: I just can't control myself. When I'm near you, I'm crazy about you.
- Jack Benny: Well, I'm - I'm crazy about you, too, Jayne, but it's so ridiculous. I mean, look at the difference in our ages.
- Jayne Mansfield: There's not that much difference, Jack. I'm twenty-six, and you're thirty-nine.
- Jack Benny: I know, but I was thinking. Twenty-five years from now, when you'll be fifty-one, and I'll be thirty-nine.