- Secretary: [Answers phone] Good morning, Benedict Arnold High School... I know, but the school was named before he turned out to be a louse.
- Jack Benny: We knew we were on dangerous ground when we did this sketch tonight about the school and sure enough the calls have started to come in. In fact, we've already gotten ten complaints... not from teachers, from bookies. Actually only nine of them were complaining about the show. One of them called to remind me to pay up on my election bet. I still can't get over Dewey losing.