Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Dial 'N' for Murder (2000)

Anthony Tyler Quinn: Brad

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Are you fattening me up?

  Brad : What?

  Maya Gallo : Be honest with me. Are you trying to make me fat?

  Brad : [laughs dismissively]  Ha ha... okay, yeah.

  Maya Gallo : This is sick!

  Brad : You must understand. I admire you for what's inside. It's just that physically I'm not attracted to you.

  Maya Gallo : So you're treating me like veal? Here you are making these speeches about judging what's inside, yet you are just as bad as men who worship thin women!

  Brad : I can't help it. You're like one hundred pounds away from being a smoking babe.

  Maya Gallo : Get out!

  Brad : Think it over, think it over. No more dieting, no more going to the gym, you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want and I will only love you more.

  Maya Gallo : [after considering it for a moment]  No, no, no!

  Brad : Okay, fifty pounds and I'll spring for the elastic pants.