Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In Your Dreams (1997)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

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Quotes 

• Maya : It's always the same. My face gets all scrunched up, my eyes are half closed, and I end up looking like...

  Dennis : Popeye?

  Elliot : A smurf?

  Nina : Eleanor Roosevelt sneezing?

  Jack : What the hell is a smurf?

  Dennis : It's that little blue man on your wife's lunchbox.

• Jack : What are we talking about?

  Maya : Nothing!

  Nina : Sex dreams.

  Jack : Sounds like fun. Who had a sex dream? I want details.

  Dennis : Maya did, about Elliot.

  Jack : You people are sick!

• Jack : Come on, people! We need new stories. Any ideas?

  Nina : I got it. How about a ten page layout on the comeback of fur?

  Jack : What comeback of fur?

  Elliot : The one she's been trying to launch ever since she bought those snow leopard skin hot pants.

• Jack : [to Hannah, over the phone]  Hi, Hannah. Daddy's going to sing a song about... his desk.

  [playing his banjo and singing] 

  Jack : Markers and pencils and pens / And keys to my Mercedes Benz / A cup and an empty green bottle...

  Nina : [coming in]  Damnit, Jack!

  Jack : Oh, look, it's a grumpy ex-model.

• Nina : [looking at Maya's ID photo]  This picture captures the real you.

  Dennis : Someone should, for science.

• Nina : Wait a minute, you little weasel! "Hemlines shall be in direct proportion to the age of the wearer."

  Dennis : It's very simple: if you wore miniskirts in the '60s, spare us in the '90s.

  Elliot : Yeah, so cover up those bony broomsticks, will ya?