Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In Your Dreams (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• Maya : It's always the same. My face gets all scrunched up, my eyes are half closed, and I end up looking like...

  Dennis : Popeye?

  Elliot : A smurf?

  Nina : Eleanor Roosevelt sneezing?

  Jack : What the hell is a smurf?

  Dennis : It's that little blue man on your wife's lunchbox.

• Maya : Why do we even need photo IDs?

  Dennis : Because otherwise, any lunatic could walk in off the street and do Nina's job.

• Jack : What are we talking about?

  Maya : Nothing!

  Nina : Sex dreams.

  Jack : Sounds like fun. Who had a sex dream? I want details.

  Dennis : Maya did, about Elliot.

  Jack : You people are sick!

• Dennis : So, a sex dream. How was I?

  Maya : Absent.

• Nina : [looking at Maya's ID photo]  This picture captures the real you.

  Dennis : Someone should, for science.

• Jack : So, what's in this thing?

  Dennis : It covers everything from employee behavior to fire safety, with just a dash of the Iraqi penal code.

• Elliot : No sexual relations between employees? This is an outrage!

  Dennis : Relax. Models aren't employees.

  Elliot : All hail the manual!

• Nina : Wait a minute, you little weasel! "Hemlines shall be in direct proportion to the age of the wearer."

  Dennis : It's very simple: if you wore miniskirts in the '60s, spare us in the '90s.

  Elliot : Yeah, so cover up those bony broomsticks, will ya?