Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
When Nina Met Elliott's Mother (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : Ma, what are you doing here?
Nina Van Horn : Big news! She just left your father.
Elliot DiMauro : She... what?
Nina Van Horn : And we just saw Al Pacino get his ass kicked outside a Starbucks.
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Elliot DiMauro : You really do hate each other, huh? When did all this happen?
Rhoda DiMauro : Oh, who knows? First you stop talking, then the sex becomes mechanical...
Elliot DiMauro : Okay, that's good enough for me.
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Elliot DiMauro : And be careful out there, okay? There's a lot of crazy people out there.
Nina Van Horn : Run, Rhoda!
[Tackles Elliot]
Nina Van Horn : You're gonna thank me when you come to.
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Elliot DiMauro : [on phone] Dad, I found ma. Who cares where your carton of Camels is?
Rhoda DiMauro : They're up your keister, you son of a bitch!
Elliot DiMauro : Ma says hi.