Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

When Nina Met Her Parents (2000)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : How could you not know? Didn't you take gym in high school?

  Dennis Finch : I was excused because I have brittle bones.

  Jack Gallo : So you've never compared yourself to other men?

  Dennis Finch : No. That is, only guys in porno movies. I just thought I was a little bigger than average.

  Elliot DiMauro : You son of a bitch.

• Dennis Finch : Pumping iron is hard.

  Elliot DiMauro : Yes, it is.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah. How long do you think until you can put weights on the bar?

  Elliot DiMauro : When you are able to lift your gym bag with one arm.

• Dennis Finch : Well, well. We meet again. Say, why don't we hit the town later?

  Woman : I have plans.

  Dennis Finch : Well, you might wanna change them.

  Woman : Why's that?

  Dennis Finch : Let's just say I put my pants on three legs at a time.

  Woman : Excuse me?

  Dennis Finch : I mean, why settle for an ukelele when you can play the cello?

  Woman : Are you having some sort of breakdown?

  Dennis Finch : You're right, I'm sorry. I must not be thinking straight. Maybe it's because not enough blood is getting to my brain because it's all rushing to my ridiculously large penis.