Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Double Date (2005)

Kin Shriner: Green Arrow, Ollie Queen

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Quotes 

• [Black Canary is following The Question's car onto railway tracks] 

  Green Arrow : Are we dead yet.

  Black Canary : No.

  Green Arrow : ARE WE DEAD YET!

  Black Canary : Look, if we die, I promise I'll let you know.

• [Black Canary and Green Arrow are chasing Huntress and The Question on her motorcycle] 

  Green Arrow : You're not supposed to drive when you're angry.

  Black Canary : They're heading towards the waterfront. Hang on!

  Green Arrow : It's so funny you think you have to tell me that.

• Steven Mandragora : I am doing my best. You can't blame me for being nervous, I have enemies everywhere. Even Justice League enemies. Besides, I'm ravaged by hunger. Feed me and I shall squeal on all manner of former associates. Speaking of squealing, Black Canary, I notice you can't take your eyes off of me. One can hardly blame you. Perhaps after Agent Faraday helps absolve me of my alleged crimes, I could put you in a cage and have you sing for me.

  Green Arrow : Listen, you giant tub of...!

  Agent King Faraday : Green Arrow, may I remind you that you're here strictly in a security capacity?

  Steven Mandragora : Yes, why don't you go and fetch me another four platters of oysters like a good little leprechaun? I'm sure your girlfriend and I will have much to discuss while you're gone. I like my oysters sweet, by the way. Sweet and juicy.

  Black Canary : Let him talk, Arrow. With all the enemies he's made, he never knows if he's eating his last meal.

  [Mandragora laughs heartily] 

• Black Canary : [after they have been teleported out of the tunnel and land in the pier]  I can't believe you! I rebuilt that bike by hand!

  Green Arrow : You're absolutely right. I'm sorry I saved our lives.

  [Black Canary swims away growling] 

  Green Arrow : And J'onn thinks Huntress is the unstable one.

• Green Arrow : I strongly advise you to stay down. These impact arrows are non-lethal, but they hurt... a lot.

• Green Arrow : Don't make me sic Black Canary on you. You've only seen her nice side so far.

• [Huntress and Question leap over a fence and find Green Arrow and Black Canary in their path] 

  Black Canary : You're not going in that house, Huntress. That, I promise.

  Huntress : I'm here on League business, Canary.

  Green Arrow : That's not what J'onn said. We just called him.

  Huntress : OK, that didn't work.

  The Question : Maybe this will.

  [punches Green Arrow. Huntress then attacks Black Canary] 

• Green Arrow : [being restrained by two agents]  Five minutes. That's all I need! Just give me five minutes. I'll teach this pompous jerk some manners.

  Agent King Faraday : Listen, Justice League or not, you will sit down and behave!

  Green Arrow : You heard what he said!

  Steven Mandragora : Oh, dear. Did I offend you somehow, little man? My most sincere apologies.

  Black Canary : Faraday's right, Arrow. Relax. Nothing this guy can say is gonna affect me one way or the other.

  Steven Mandragora : Is that right? Well, then perhaps you won't mind explaining how a lovely young lady like you ends up with a nobody like him. Were all the real men in the Justice League already taken?

  Black Canary : [she narrows her eyes; cut to them leaving the house]  I hope you're proud of yourself. Now we have to do guard duty from outside.

  Green Arrow : Hope I'm proud of myself? You're the one that punched him.

  Black Canary : Yeah, but... ow! It was like punching a brick wall. There's no fat on that man.

  Green Arrow : [she pulls his hand out of his]  Will you let me look?

  [taking it back and giving it a glance] 

  Green Arrow : I think you'll live to punch suspects another day, pretty bird.

• Black Canary : I don't get it. Why aren't we on our way to the train station?

  Green Arrow : Shh.

  [watching Question and Huntress leave the safe house] 

  Green Arrow : Because I know when I'm being conned.

  Black Canary : You're cute when you're an insufferable smarty-pants.