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- Hyacinth: I think you should have turned left.
- Richard: I *did* turn left.
- Hyacinth: I distinctly told you to turn left.
- Richard: That's why I turned left; I'm no fool. It's easier to be lost than disobedient.
- Hyacinth: Richard! I hope the entire weekend isn't going to be spoiled by your rebellious manner.
- Richard: Rebellious. It's hardly mutiny on the Bounty.
- Hyacinth: Don't be silly, dear.
- Receptionist: Can I help you?
- Hyacinth: Mr and Mrs Richard Bouquet. We have a reservation.
- Receptionist: [checking her book] What was the name again, please?
- Hyacinth: Bouquet.
- Richard: Uh, that's spelled B-U-C K-E-T.
- Receptionist: Oh, Bucket! Oh yes, we have a Bucket.
- Hyacinth: Pronounced Bouquet, dear.