Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)
Skis (1995)
Patricia Routledge: Hyacinth
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Hyacinth : I wish you'd smile more when you're gardening, Richard.
[with a smile, she mimes trimming a branch]
Richard : If I do *that* they're going to lock me away.
Hyacinth : Try to look as though you're enjoying it, dear.
Richard : But I don't particularly enjoy it. It's just something that has to be done.
Hyacinth : Well, that's how it appears.
Richard : The garden looks well enough.
Hyacinth : Oh, it's not the garden dear; it's *you*. You look as though you're not enjoying doing it. Which gives the impression that we can't afford a gardener.
Richard : We can't afford a gardener.
Hyacinth : Shh, Richard! Keep your voice down, dear. *If* we can't afford a gardener, that's all the more reason why we should look as though we *can* afford a gardener. So in future, could you look like someone who enjoys doing his own gardening but could afford a gardener if he wanted to.
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[last lines]
Hyacinth : Richard, follow that sister!
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Hyacinth : [as Richard tries to put the skis in the car] We're just going to my sister Violet's house. You know the one. Large house, swimming pool, room for a po-
[Richard accidentally gooses her with the skis and she shrieks]
Hyacinth : NEEEEEE!
Emmet : [laughs]
Hyacinth : Mind what you're doing, Richard!
Emmet : I think that's the highest note you've hit in quite a while.