- Dr. Possible: Interesting. There's a high density molecular process involved in this bonding agent.
- Dr. Possible: It's a sticky situation!
- Dr. Possible: Ha! Good one!
- Dr. Possible: Thanks.
- Kim Possible: So not helping.
- [at a rugby match]
- Mr. Steve Barkin: Feel good! Feels right, doesn't it?
- Ron Stoppable: I can taste my spleen...
- [at the gymnasium pool]
- Ron Stoppable: [gasping] You could have planned this a little better!
- Mr. Steve Barkin: Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go
- [finding Dementor's lair]
- Bonnie Rockwaller: A gift shop?
- Kim Possible: I remember when it used to be about the villainy.
- Professor Dementor: Too late! My men have already unleashed... ze dachsunds!
- Bonnie Rockwaller: We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?
- Kim Possible: Cocoa?
- Bonnie Rockwaller: Hmm, no. How about a latte, soy decaf?
- Kim Possible: You stole the kinetic modulator just to make cocoa?
- Professor Dementor: It is very good cocoa. But I also plan to bend the vorld to my vill!
- Professor Dementor: [explaining his evil plan] And there is nothing you can do to stop me, Kim Possible! NOTHING!
- [he laughs, his face illuminated by a red light]
- Bonnie Rockwaller: Hold up, Mr. Bad Accent Guy. Why are you telling us all this? Why don't you just get on with it?
- Kim Possible: That's how these things go.
- Bonnie Rockwaller: Well, it's dumb! And what's with the red light on his face?
- [widen to show Dementor holding a tinted flashlight under his face]
- Professor Dementor: What? You don't like my dramatic villain light?
- Kim Possible: She's new to this.
- Professor Dementor: Why did you have to break down the door? It wasn't locked, and I just had it painted!
- Mr. Steve Barkin: Troops, attention!
- [a quartet of Girl Scouts stands and salute]
- Ron Stoppable: [laughing] You're a Pixie den mother!
- Mr. Steve Barkin: [dead serious] *Brigadier* Pixie.
- [Ron sobers, and salutes]
- Professor Dementor: When the machine is activated, you will both be vaporized! Poof!
- Bonnie Rockwaller: Why are you going to such elaborate measures? Isn't there an easier way to do this?
- Kim Possible, Professor Dementor: It's how it's done!