- [Kim's too tough as her brothers' soccer coach]
- Ron: It's just a game. With small children. Who cry when they see you coming!
- Ron Stoppable: The team wanted me to talk to you about your coaching technique.
- Kim: What about my coaching technique?
- Ron Stoppable: Too much technique, not enough coach.
- Kim: What's that supposed to mean?
- Ron Stoppable: They just wanna have fun, Kim.
- Kim: Winning is fun, Ron.
- Ron Stoppable: See, that's your Kimness talking!
- Kim: Well, I am Kim.
- Ron Stoppable: It's just a game... with small children... who cry when they see you coming.
- Senor Senior Junior: Love the nightlife? Love to boogie? Then come to club lair, conveniently located in Europe. Drive a little, party a lot!
- Senor Senior Junior: I'm sorry, but this is a rather exclusive club, and you're not on the guest list.
- Senor Senior, Sr.: Ah, the clever threat. Now, follow it up with a violent show of anger.
- Senor Senior Junior: But I'm mildly put off at best.