Kim Possible (TV Series)

Sink or Swim (2002)

Christy Carlson Romano: Kim Possible

Quotes 

• Ron : So on the next mission, I call the shots?

  Kim : We'll see.

  Ron : Oh, I know what that means.

  Kim : It means we'll see.

  Ron : Which is code for "not a chance".

  Kim : Actually it's code for "ferociously unlikely".

• Tara : This is just like those movies. Innocent teens, stranded in a camp in the middle of nowhere... then some creepo starts to pick them off, one by one!

  Kim : So not the drama, Tara. This isn't a horror movie.

  Ron : Oh, isn't it?

  Bonnie Rockwaller : Okay, if it were a horror movie, there'd be more guys.

  [points to Ron] 

  Bonnie Rockwaller : And they'd be way cuter than him.

• Gill : Aren't you wondering how I jammed all of your communications?

  Kim : Equipment stolen from telecommunications camp?

  Gill : Lucky guess.

• Kim : Everybody stay calm. I'm going to handle this. Here's the plan.

  Ron : Excuse me.

  Kim : What?

  Ron : On the school bus, Barkin's in charge. When we're saving the world, you're in charge, but here at Camp Wannaweep, I'm in charge!

  Kim : Ron, this is serious.

  Ron : Hello! Note the serious face.

  [makes a serious face] 

• Kim : I'm... um... I'm gonna get some more firewood.

  Ron : Ooh, KP, Camp Wannaweep rule number one: Use the buddy system!

  Kim : Oh, well, I think I can handle it.

  Mr. Steve Barkin : He's right, Possible. I'll go, too.

  Ron : Mr. B's with the program.

  Mr. Steve Barkin : [quietly, to Kim]  I cannot take another camp story.

  Kim : Why do you think *I'm* goin'?

• Tara : Uh, Ron?

  Ron : Yes, Tara?

  Tara : I'm hungry.

  Ron : Well, if we lift the floorboad like so...

  [steps on an end of the floorboard] 

  Ron : You'll find my secret stash of snacks

  [takes out a package of snacks] 

  Kim : Tara, those are ancient!

  Bonnie Rockwaller : Gross!

  Ron : Pop Pop Porter's food-style pork wafers have enough preservatives to last for decades!

  Tara : [tastes the snack]  It's not... so bad. It's definitely food-style.

• Kim : Ron, you're already on thin ice with these girls. Can you try to be somewhat normal?