- Mr. Steve Barkin: Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Stoppable, none of your punk hand gestures this time.
- Ron Stoppable: What? It was a thumbs-up!
- [Ron has been scarfing snacks from a bag, then hears Professor Acari talking about his research on the nutritional value of insects]
- Ron Stoppable: OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?
- Professor Acari: Toasted chili peppers...
- Ron Stoppable: Oh, phew!
- Professor Acari: ...and mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they?
- Kim Possible: Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
- Ron Stoppable: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!
- Wade Load: Better hurry, we've only got a few minutes!
- Kim Possible: Until what?
- Ron Stoppable: Until you're a monkey permanently.
- Kim Possible: Can this get any worse?
- Ron Stoppable: [looks over her shoulder] Yes!
- [Monkey Fist comes flying at her]
- Weight Lifter: Hello, how you doing? What's with the ape?
- Kim Possible: I'm a monkey. I have a tail.
- Weight Lifter: Oh, ja. How much can your tail press?
- Kim Possible: We'll see.
- [Her tail grabs a barbell and flings it at Monkey Fist's gut, knocking him backward]
- Kim Possible: Strong tail.
- [Her tails pulls the pin from her cuffs and she bounds out of the room]
- Lord Monkey Fist: Stop her!
- Weight Lifter: I had a dog that ran away from me once. It still hurts, you know?
- [last lines]
- Kim Possible: Mom! What is *that* picture doing on the wall?
- Dr. Ann Possible: What's that, honey? Oh, well the boys just loved it.
- Jim Possible: It's your best school picture yet!
- Tim Possible: Hoo-sha!
- Kim Possible: Very funny, tweebs.
- [She looks at the photo, which features Chippy in a puffy green dress, with the name "Kim Possible" under it]
- Dr. Ann Possible: Well, you have to admit, dear, the Nana dress isn't your look, but Chippy pulls it off.