"King of the Hill" Hank's Unmentionable Problem (TV Episode 1997) Poster

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

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  • Boomhauer : [Peggy's dream about Hank's funeral]  Dang ol' why? why?

    Dale Gribble : It shoulda been Bill.

  • Hank Hill : [at Soy to the World health food store]  Do you have anything that tastes good?

    health food store clerk : Hmm... uh... no.

  • [Hank's friends in the alley are trying to come up with a solution for his situation] 

    Dale Gribble : Here's one that's guaranteed to work for you, Hank. You take a spoonful of bacon grease...

    Hank Hill : I'm not eating bacon grease!

    Dale Gribble : You didn't let me finish.

  • Hank Hill : Look, honey, we've gotta talk. I know you wanna help, but this is getting out of control. You can't treat a grown man like a baby. It ain't right. I feel like I've been trying to be someone else lately. Eating food I don't eat -- and I'm just not gonna do it anymore. And if I don't ever poop again then that's just gonna be who I am. I'd rather die with a burger in my colon than live and eat FauxFu.

  • Luanne Platter : [Suggesting a acupuncturist]  He sticks needles in your skin and sets them on fire.

    Hank Hill : Anyone tries that on me, and I'll kick his ass.

    [Later in the episode, he does so] 

  • [last lines; the credits roll in front of Hank's yard and he pulls up on a lawnmower to talk directly to camera] 

    Hank Hill : You might've noticed in tonight's episode, there was some brief nudity. Now, as an actor, I only do nudity when I feel the script warrants it. And I thought tonight's episode only warranted seeing the side of my rump. You can believe me when I tell you the Fox executives were pushing for a whole lot more. If any of you were offended by my body, I'm truly sorry. Good night.

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