King of the Hill (TV Series)

King of the Ant Hill (1997)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Hank : You're the only one who can save my lawn, Dale.

  Dale Gribble : You're right, I am. The question is - why should I?

  Hank : I'll give you two dollars.

  Dale Gribble : Pffft. Ha! Two dollars?

  Hank : Because you're my friend.

  Dale Gribble : Oooooooo! I'm Hank's friend! Tie a ribbon around me!

  Hank : Because I'm coming to you man to man offering you a genuine apology for choosing a lawn over a lifetime of friendship.

  Dale Gribble : Geez, Hank. I was only holding out for $2.50.

• Dale Gribble : If anyone's bringing down the value of this neighborhood, it's me. My lawn's nuthin' but ragweed and auto parts.