King of the Hill (TV Series)
Pretty, Pretty Dresses (1998)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Quotes
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Hank : Let me get you a beer.
Bill Dauterive : Beer is a depressant, Hank.
Hank : Don't go blaming the beer.
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Hank : [Bill is on his roof] What are you doin', Bill? Satellite dish trouble?
Bill Dauterive : Oh no, I'm just up here to kill myself.
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Hank : [after Bill sticks his head in oven in an attempt of suicide] It's electric, Bill.
Bill Dauterive : Yeah, but it's getting pretty hot.
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Bill Dauterive : [walking into Hank and Peggy's bedroom] I had a bad dream, I dreamt Lenore came back and stole Lenore and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled Lenore!, Lenore! and then my teeth fell out... oh yeah Peggy you were there... can I sleep in your living room?
Hank : [sighing] Yes Bill
Peggy Hill : [to Hank] I'm giving you 24 hours to get me out of that man's dreams!
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Hank : Hey who are you?, What are you doing in Bill's backyard?
Bill Dauterive : [wearing a dress and speaking in a falsetto voice] Hank don't you recognize me!, I'm Lenore!
Hank : What is going on?
Bill Dauterive : [in the falsetto voice] Well I'm just washing my dress for your big party silly!
Hank : Bill take off the dress!
Bill Dauterive : [in the falsetto voice] Why do you keep calling me
[speaks in normal voice]
Bill Dauterive : Bill?
[back in the falsetto voice]
Bill Dauterive : My name is Lenore silly, and I've come back because I love Bill so much!, and I really missed him!
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Bobby Hill : I'll be the hostess with the most-ess.
Hank : Ohhhhh.
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Hank : Peggy, a little more than 20 years ago, I set Arlen High's single season rushing record. Sure, I had legs like a jackrabbit, but Bill Dauterive blocked for me. And the running back who forgets his front line, that's the man I wouldn't want to have for dinner. Shame on you.
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Hank : This mornin', Bill tried to drown himself in the toilet. So, do you think you could find him a date?