King of the Hill (TV Series)

Texas City Twister (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : Ooh, laundry. Hot off the dryer.

  [Bobby rubs a fresh pair of briefs on his face, pulls them on, takes off his nightshirt and runs out of the room] 

  Hank : 6 AM and already the boy ain't right.

• Hank : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?

  Bobby Hill : No.

  Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.

• Dale Gribble : This is no time for jokes, Boomhauer. This tornado's already classified at level 2 on the Fujisaki scale. Storm that strong'll send an egg through a barn door. Two barn doors if one of 'em's open.

  Bobby Hill : What will a level three do, Mr. Gribble?

  Dale Gribble : Level three will send an egg through a *brick wall." Tornado chasers call it "Humpty's Revenge."

• Hank : Bobby, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?

  Bobby Hill : No.

  Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it...