King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Order of the Straight Arrow (1997)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Joseph Gribble : Dad, can me and Bobby bring life preservers?

  Dale Gribble : If you wanna be sissies.

  Joseph Gribble : [to Bobby and the other boys]  He said yes.

• Park Ranger : [to Boomhauer]  Sir do you know anything about this?

  Boomhauer : Yeah man I tell ya what... Did one of them snipe hunts last night... man with them dang ol' sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo-loo!... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler.

  Park Ranger : [Not understanding him]  Well if any of you see anything, stop by the ranger station.

• Hank : Now we will say the oath of the Order of the Straight Arrow.

  Hank , Bill Dauterive , Dale Gribble , Boomhauer , Bobby Hill , Joseph Gribble , Randy Miller : A Straight Arrow tells the truth. A Straight Arrow loves nature. A Straight Arrow is against bill HR 57 to allow the importation of South American propane.

• Hank : Oh my Lord! That's a whooping crane.

  Dale Gribble : Hmm, there's only 5 of those left in the world... well, 4 now.