Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Second Husband and the Showgirls (2003)

Stephen Lewis: Smiler

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Billy : I realize it's not easy to tell, but is Smiler looking more miserable than usual?

  Tom : He's looking for love.

  Billy : Have you thought of getting married instead? With a face like that it's much more suitable.

  Smiler : I've been married. She left me.

  Tom : I expect she couldn't stand the excitement.

  Smiler : She shoulda said. I coulda lowered me sparkle a bit.

  Billy : Maybe it's nothing personal, Smiler. Maybe she thought tha were dead.

  Smiler : Live enough for the right person. I don't want anything flash.

  Billy : Well, that's just as well because I don't think tha's going to get anything flash.

  Tom : Have you any experience of flash?

  Smiler : I play the mouth organ.

  Tom : Only sadly.

  Smiler : I like sadly.

  Billy : Ai. Enough. If I want depressing it's available at 'ome, in all sizes. My lass and her sister keep a full range.