Law & Order (TV Series)
Deadbeat (1996)
Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe
Quotes
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Prostitute : [in scotch section of liquor store] Lot of good labels up there. It'd be nice to share a taste.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : You asking me for a date?
Prostitute : My mama told me never to date a cop. They fool around on you.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : [Shows her photo of victim] How about this guy? Anybody around here date him yesterday?
Prostitute : I didn't, but he's cute.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : You've been at this too long, honey. He's dead.
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Detective Rey Curtis : [Referring to the victim] Hey, here we go. Michael Webber. Outstanding warrant. He's a wanted man.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Who wants him? The FBI? The Mafia? Fidel?
Detective Rey Curtis : Worse: ex-wife. The warrant's from family court. Webber v. Webber. He owed Mrs Webber for alimony and child support.
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Detective Rey Curtis : How many child support payments did you ever miss, Lennie?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : My ex just kept my checkbook. If I ever forgot, she knew how to forge my signature.
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Detective Rey Curtis : Having a child sick with leukemia, waiting for a bone marrow donor, if it'd been me, I would've shot Weber and scraped his bone marrow out myself.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : I don't think that's how they do the operation, Rey.
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : [reciting suspect's criminal record] Pogosian, Peter: grand larceny auto, grand larceny auto, grand larceny auto...
Pete Pogosian : You could at least put some music on.
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Detective Rey Curtis : You know, when we were in Billy Weber's hospital room, he had a brand new video game system.
Lt. Anita Van Buren : Oh, Nintendo CD-Rom?
Detective Rey Curtis : Yeah, kid had a bunch of new games.
Lt. Anita Van Buren : Ooh, Crash Bandicoot?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Excuse me, young parents? My daughter's idea of high tech toys was Barbie's convertible.
Detective Rey Curtis : No Lennie, we're talking five-six hundred dollars' worth of games.