Law & Order (TV Series)

Discord (1993)

Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe

Quotes 

• Det. Lennie Briscoe : Clarence Carmichael, you're under arrest for the rape of Julia Wood. You have the right to remain silent.

  Clarence Carmichael : You have the right to kiss my ass!

  Manager : Just keep quiet, Clarence. This is harassment. False arrest. You'll hear from our lawyers.

  Det. Lennie Briscoe : Oh, no. Not the lawyers. I'm scared. You scared, Mike?

  Det. Mike Logan : I'm shaking in my blue suede shoes.

• Det. Lennie Briscoe : [about Van Buren]  Maybe the lady lieutenant's got a take on this that we don't have. I mean, what the hell do we know about what goes on in a girl's mind when some guy's groping her?

  Det. Mike Logan : You're forgetting, his other girlfriend said he was a pussycat.

  Det. Lennie Briscoe : Yeah, but she's on the payroll. We need somebody who isn't.

  Det. Mike Logan : How about a Mrs. C-Square?

  Det. Lennie Briscoe : I hate to think of the stories my exes would tell.

• Det. Mike Logan : [finding out Clarence sent the limo home after taking Julia to his room]  Clarence told us he was going dancing.

  Det. Lennie Briscoe : You go dancing, you don't send the limo home.

• Det. Lennie Briscoe : If Ann-Margret had asked me to go dancing when I was standing at the altar, I would have turned to the preacher and said, "I don't." Fame makes people do stupid things.