Law & Order (TV Series)
Ill-Conceived (2003)
Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe
Quotes
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : [holding Maria's baby while she's out of the room] See? Just like riding a bike.
Detective Ed Green : Yeah, well I think you're riding too fast, he's starting to drool.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Detective Ed Green : If you're thinking 'why does this baby have blue eyes?' then yeah.
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : Did her name happen to be Maria?
Bartender : Aren't they all?
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : It's a crock is what it is. I asked him if he understood what I was saying.
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : In English?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Of course in English. And he understood me fine.
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : How do you know?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Because I asked him right after Ed grabbed him trying to escape, and again before he said anything.
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : And you asked him in English.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : We are in America.
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : How's your Spanish?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : It isn't. But if I didn't think I was communicating with him, I would have called in a detective who is fluent.
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : But you knew that Miguel was an illegal alien.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Yeah, he was also criminal, if that means anything to anybody. This is crap. This is why I hate lawyers.
A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn : Me, too.
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Sonya : So you want to know if this is a sweatshop?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Is it?
Sonya : We got air conditioning, soda machines with ice, good heat in the winter, and we get paid what everybody else gets paid for an eight-hour shift. How's that?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : You got any openings?