Law & Order (TV Series)

Mushrooms (1991)

Dann Florek: Captain Donald 'Don' Cragen

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• Donald Cragen : Anybody see anything?

  Max Greevey : You kidding? Slugs came from an automatic, that's all we know, they were too deformed to run a match.

  Donald Cragen : They couldn't find *one* slug to match?

  Max Greevey : [quietly]  They might be able to get one out of the baby. One went through the door and lodged somewhere in his neck... they think.

• Donald Cragen : Mushrooms.

  Max Greevey : What?

  Donald Cragen : That's what they call them.

  Mike Logan : It's a video game. You shoot at the centipedes. The mushrooms get in the way of the bullets.

  Max Greevey : [dryly]  A video game.

  [pause] 

  Max Greevey : That's hysterical.

  Donald Cragen : Hey, give me a break, Max, I didn't make it up.

• Donald Cragen : Nobody ever has a verbal altercation anymore, you notice that? A good fist fight? Somebody looks at you cockeyed, you whip out a MAC-10.