- Tyler Browning: Shea was always portraying Afghanistan like this Holy War. You know the real reason we invaded that country?
- Joe Fontana: Have you been downtown lately? Seen that hole in the skyline?
- Tyler Browning: Bin Laden was the excuse they were waiting for. This administration wants to build an oil and gas pipeline from Tajikistan...
- Joe Fontana: Tajikistan, Afghanistan, as long as the gas finds its way into my Benz, I don't really care where it comes from.