Law & Order (TV Series)
Stiff (2000)
Angie Harmon: ADA Abbie Carmichael
Quotes
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Abbie Carmichael : [discussing a case] What do you call this?
Det. Ed Green : Besides a bunch of crazy, rich white people with too much time on their hands?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : The best Skoda could come up with was "necrophilia without tears".
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Abbie Carmichael : It's a suicide, it's an accident, it's a breath mint. This guy gives me a headache.
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Abbie Carmichael : We just take his word that the suicide was his wife's idea; she didn't leave a note, a videotape?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : I guess they didn't read "Euthanasia for Dummies".
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Abbie Carmichael : I'm going to where anyone who wants to poison their neighbor goes to first these days...
Jack McCoy : ...the internet.
Abbie Carmichael : MPTP, Parkinson's... If there are any relevant articles, maybe we can find out if Debbie Mason downloaded them.
Jack McCoy : How-to-poison-dear-old-mom dot com.
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Jack McCoy : I've never liked doctors.
Abbie Carmichael : I don't like people who pick on their mothers.
Lt. Anita Van Buren : I don't like people we can't make a case against.
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Jack McCoy : [referring to David Moore and his wife] If she's incapacitated for any reason, he gets power of attorney.
Abbie Carmichael : Which means, as long as she's alive, he has access to her money.
D.A. Adam Schiff : He gave her just enough insulin to put her into a coma. Talk about threading a needle.
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Abbie Carmichael : Spare me the violins...
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Abbie Carmichael : ...I know what you're going to say, but we don't hand out Brownie points for helping people kill themselves.