Law & Order: Criminal Intent (TV Series)
Diamond Dogs (2005)
Chris Noth: Detective Michael 'Mike' Logan
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Quotes
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Detective Carolyn Barek : [to Johnny] Detective Logan knows about that kind of hate, see his mother used to make him buy booze for her.
[to Logan]
Detective Carolyn Barek : Tell him about it, he needs to know.
Detective Mike Logan : Well, after the first drink it was all hugs and kisses, a few drinks later, she'd grab whatever she could find and start beating me with it. Then when she got tired of holding whatever she was hitting me with, she'd use her fists. And then the next day, it would start all over again.
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Detective Carolyn Barek : [discussing childhood foods] So, what did Mrs. Logan make for her boy?
Detective Mike Logan : Rum punch.
[Barek looks silently at Logan]
Detective Mike Logan : Private joke.
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Detective Mike Logan : You know you should get yourself a cell phone so people wouldn't think you're talking to yourself.
Detective Carolyn Barek : Too many years working alone.
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Detective Mike Logan : I can say 'stop, police!' and 'what's your sign?' in 15 different language.
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Detective Mike Logan : So just in case I need an interpreter, how many languages do you speak?
Detective Carolyn Barek : Umm, well, Spanish, Yiddish, Italian, Polish, Creole. Some Russian. Some Cantonese, from working in Chinatown. You?
Detective Mike Logan : I can say 'stop, police' and 'what's your sign?' in fifteen different languages.
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Detective Mike Logan : You're her poodle-boy, Johnny. Does she let you eat off her plate?
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Detective Mike Logan : I'm a rage-a-holic cop who took a swing at a city councilman. Everybody thinks I'm a ticking bomb. Maybe today's the day I blow. I don't know, it's up to you.
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Detective Mike Logan : [as he tackles a fleeing but fat suspect] What's the rush, you got a date with a doughnut?
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Detective Mike Logan : He put more holes in Mom than Pop.
Detective Carolyn Barek : You noticed that too?
Detective Mike Logan : Unfortunately.
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Detective Carolyn Barek : Abusive ex-husbands, boyfriends. It's what she's had to put up with in order to support her habit.
Detective Mike Logan : Lemme get out my violin.