Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Beaver's Doll Buggy (1961)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
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Quotes
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Penny Woods : [Beaver is visiting Penny at her house] How come you want to see me?
Theodore Cleaver : Well, uh.
Penny Woods : I just saw you yesterday at school. You made a face at me.
Theodore Cleaver : Gee, Penny. Everybody makes a face at you.
Penny Woods : Well, whaddaya want?
Theodore Cleaver : Uh, can I have the wheels off your old, doll buggy?
Penny Woods : Oh, that's why you came over for!
Theodore Cleaver : Sure, what else?
Penny Woods : I thought you might be gettin' creepy.
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Wally Cleaver : Hey, Penny Woods, isn't that the girl in your class who's so creepy?
Theodore Cleaver : Yeah, but she doesn't seem so creepy since I found out she's got wheels!
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Theodore Cleaver : [as Penny rides up on her bicycle] Hi, Penny.
Penny Woods : Beaver, you rat, I heard you gave my buggy wheels to Gilbert. And I bet you sold 'em to him, too, you creepy little spook, you.
Theodore Cleaver : Aaaahhhh.
Penny Woods : Baaaahhh!
[she rides away in disgust]
Theodore Cleaver : Boy, Gilbert. I was just over at her house Saturday, and she was really friendly.
Gilbert Bates : It's your own fault, Beaver, for even *talkin'* to a girl.
Theodore Cleaver : Yeah, I guess so. But you know somethin'? I might try it again... someday.
Gilbert Bates : Boy, Beaver, you're goin' flaky.
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Theodore Cleaver : [rebuilding a coaster car] You know somethin' Wally?
Wally Cleaver : What's that, Beav.
Theodore Cleaver : You look a lot better when you've got dirt on ya.
Wally Cleaver : What are you drivin' at?
Theodore Cleaver : Well, since you started gettin' grown up and hangin' around girls, well, you're so neat you're a mess.
Wally Cleaver : Yeah. Well, foolin' around like this is still fun.
Theodore Cleaver : Yeah. Too bad a guy can't stay a kid all his life.
Wally Cleaver : Gee, Beaver, growin' up's rough on a guy. You gotta wait 'til you're an old man to act like a kid again.
Theodore Cleaver : Yeah. Then you can go to parties and wear funny hats, like Mr Rutherford does.
Wally Cleaver : Gee, Beav, I never want to get old enough to act like that.