Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver's Doll Buggy (1961)

Ken Osmond: Eddie Haskell

Quotes 

• Eddie Haskell : When I was a little kid in kindergarten, we had a woman taking care of me, and she sent me to school with a home permanent.

  Wally Cleaver : Boy, Eddie. What happened?

  Eddie Haskell : Well, I told my father about it and he made a great big joke. You know somethin'? I don't think I've ever really told him anything since then.

  Wally Cleaver : Gee, Eddie, then how come you're always jumpin' on other guys, and makin' fun of them?

  Eddie Haskell : Look, Sam, if you can make the other guy feel like a goon first, then you don't feel like so much of a goon.

  Wally Cleaver : Ahhh, I don't get that.

  Eddie Haskell : Of course you don't. That's 'cause you never went to kindergarten with a home permanent.

  Wally Cleaver : [ruffling Eddie's hair]  You know somethin' Eddie? It's holdin' up real good.