Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver's House Guest (1960)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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Quotes 

• Theodore Cleaver : Hey, Wally, when Chopper comes tomorrow, don't be mean to him.

  Wally Cleaver : Why should I be mean to him? I don't even know him. Hey, how come they call him 'Chopper', anyway?

  Theodore Cleaver : 'Cause his first name's Dryden.

  Wally Cleaver : Oh. No wonder they call him 'Chopper'. Hey, but how come you're so afraid I'm gonna be mean to him?

  Theodore Cleaver : Well, at camp I told him what a neat family we had, and how we're all happy and everything.

  Wally Cleaver : What did you go and make up all that junk for?

  Theodore Cleaver : We're happy, aren't we?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, yeah, I guess we're happy.

  Theodore Cleaver : That's good, 'cause sometimes I can't tell.

• June Cleaver : We're happy to have you with us, Chopper. Come on in.

  Chopper Cooper : Yeah, thanks. Say, uh, where's the old Beav anyways?

  Theodore Cleaver : [rushing down the stairs]  Chopper! Chopper!

  Chopper Cooper : Hi, Beav!

  Theodore Cleaver : Hi, Chopper! Look, I got on my camp sweater, too! Neat, huh?

  [both boys are wearing shirts monogrammed 'Camp König'] 

  Chopper Cooper : Yeah, neat. Just like at camp. Hey, Beav, hows about we give 'em the old camp cheer?

  Theodore Cleaver : Sure.

  Chopper and Beaver together : [chanting in unison]  We are from Camp König, from Camp König are we / K - O - omlet - N - I - G! Yaaaay!

  ['omlet' is obviously the boys' version of 'umlaut']