Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver's Library Book (1960)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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Quotes 

• Ward Cleaver : In the first place, it's always wrong to tell a lie, and in the second place, you just build up more trouble for yourself by not facing the truth.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I wouldn't mind facin' the truth, if so much hollering didn't go with it.

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [Beaver searches for a book in the study room]  Ibbity, bibbity, sibbity, sab, Ibbity, bibbity, canal boat. My teacher told me to read this book.

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : How come they can charge ya for keepin' the book overdue?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, because the library's owned by the city, and the city can do anything they want to.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : How come?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, because the city's gotta maintain law and order. They can't do that without kickin' people around.