- Theodore Cleaver: [Wally is explaining why he should have his own car, and Beaver tries to help] And, Dad, I just thought of somethin'. Sometime your car might break down on a Sunday.
- Ward Cleaver: Well, Beaver, I'll admit the possibility, but why is it so horrifying?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well gee, Dad, don't you see? Then we couldn't get to church. You wouldn't want us to miss church, would ya?
- Ward Cleaver: [slightly bemused] Now, son, don't you think it's a little unfair to bring up the religious issue in this campaign?
- [whereupon June then has a bemused look on her face]
- June Cleaver: Wally, I can think of all kinds of reasons why you shouldn't have a car.
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, gee Mom, Dad's supposed to do that.
- Ward Cleaver: [referring to the used car] Well, it's what we used to say when I was a boy, "She's not much for pretty, but she sure gets the job done."
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah, but look, the sign over there says that all cars are guaranteed for thirty days.
- Ward Cleaver: Yeah, but what I'd like to see is a sign guaranteeing that he'll still be in business in thirty days.