Life on Mars (TV Series)
Episode #1.1 (2006)
Philip Glenister: Gene Hunt
Quotes
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Gene : [to a handful of kids, staring at his car] Anything happens to this motor, I'll come 'round your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids.
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[Annie complies with Sam's request to hit him by punching him in the kidneys]
Sam Tyler : Ow! Shit!
WPC Annie Cartwright : I'm sorry, sir.
Gene : Aye aye, good girl, prostate probe and no jelly!
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Gene : Right, we pulled a bird in, Dora Keane, she was the last person to see the victim alive.
Sam Tyler : Is she a suspect?
Gene : Nope, just a pain in the arse.
Sam Tyler : Okay, alright, brief me in full. What do I need to know?
Gene : She's a pain in the arse.
Sam Tyler : What, so you've handed her into lost property?
Chris Skelton : Well, we could use the canteen, but she's a right mouthy bird, this one.
Sam Tyler : Hang on, you're going to do the interview in there?
Gene : Thick walls.
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Gene : I may be the sheriff, but I'm a deputy to the law.
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[Sam and Gene going door to door]
Sam Tyler : We're looking for this woman, Dora Keynes. Approximately five foot two, curly brown hair, hazel eyes, fake topaz necklace.
[At the next door, Gene snatches the photo from Sam before he can start]
Gene Hunt : We're looking for a short skinny bird, wears a big coat, lots of gob.
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[Gene violently pushes a table aside]
Gene Hunt : I'm done with this game. Let's play another. Let's play, eh, hopscotch or pin the tail on a donkey, you pick, Dora.
Dora Keens : I want a lawyer.
Gene Hunt : I wanna hump Britt Ekland. What are we gonna do?
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Gene Hunt : Anything happens to this motor, I'll come around your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids.
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Gene Hunt : Hey reckon you've got concussion - but personally, I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't ever waltz into my kingdom playing king of the jungle.
Sam Tyler : Who the hell are you?
Gene Hunt : I'm Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it's 1973. Nearly dinner time. I'm 'avin hoops